She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
Randomize
