I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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