you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
Randomize
