Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
I got inside last night via doggy door
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
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