i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
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please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
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I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
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