My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
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So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
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Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
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