I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
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We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
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Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
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