I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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