What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Randomize
