Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
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we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
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If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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