Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
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just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
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No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
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