halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
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