Sponge bath it is.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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