K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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