She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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