I puked a lego.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
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