Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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