so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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