Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
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Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
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him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
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