Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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