I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
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Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
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Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
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gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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