He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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