the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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