the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
It all started with a game of naked twister.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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