I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
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Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
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I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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