I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
tell me about the eggs
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