Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
