I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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