I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
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