she was so not down for the gang bang
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
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