they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
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