We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
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I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
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Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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