If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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