that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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