he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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