so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Randomize
