Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
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We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
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I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
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