I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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