You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
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I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
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Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
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