You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
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Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
being pregnant is like rehab
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
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You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
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