If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
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Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
How do I know I'm high? Let me count the ways.
1. I put the milk in the cupboard, 2. Everything tastes fucking amazing, 3. My dog is really soft, 4. The lunesta butterfly flew out of my tv and touched me
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
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If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
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