I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
Randomize
