Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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