Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
Watching her eat just hurts me
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
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