I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
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We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
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Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
I smell like Dick and happiness
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