We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
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i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
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My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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