Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
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