I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
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I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
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I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
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