the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
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