Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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