I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
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i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
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She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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