I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
Randomize
