gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
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