:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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