She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Randomize
