Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
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Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
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It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
I had to cum in my sink.
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