The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
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