doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
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the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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