So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
can u get pink eye on your cock?
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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