Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
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