y did u give ur computer a hand job?
OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
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beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
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The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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